The High School Life

Surviving and getting through these 4 tough, yet fun years.

Monday, December 19, 2011

How to BOO BOO in the clutch

You have been holding it the whole day, trying to make it home. You simply can't anymore so you walk into the bathroom.
Stall 1: Brown liquid spots all over the seat surface.
Stall 2: Urination on the seat and all over the floor.
Stall 3: No toilet paper!!??!?!?!?
Now you have a choice between 1 and 2 unless you carry extra toilet paper around school (which would defeat the purpose of SWAG). But if you are smart you would not even have checked the public boys bathroom and would have already been done "dropping a duece" in the STAFF BATHROOM. The staff bathroom in most cases have a lock on them so no teachers can bother your "great feeling", this makes for no pressure situations. So, next time you must use the bathroom (#2),RELAX and go to the STAFF BATHROOM!

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